my boy ralph shaved his face. no. unshave it, god dammit. omg. why wont he add me back on facebook. i checked his wall he posted yesterday. love me back!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!

….i need to stop watching cake boss….

gusmen:

*fuck it*

like your hair like that, turner

gusmen:

*fuck it*

like your hair like that, turner

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vvaif:

cytoplasms:

LA;DKFHGA;LDKFHGQREANL;GVQ BALKV

helP


omg no.

vvaif:

cytoplasms:

LA;DKFHGA;LDKFHGQREANL;GVQ BALKV

helP

omg no.

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Mr. D: So did you kick that exam's ass?
C: .......................................the other way around.

panthrax:

humanity-will-sing-harm0ny:

stereotypicalsadteen:

Omfg omfg omfg

this is why I love complainerss haha

This is fantastic lolololol

(Source: complainerss, via eastcoastswag)

Yesterday, my econ teacher was lecturing/reviewing for the exam and then all of a sudden he asked if I hated him in front of the whole class and I replied yes (since I do) then he started freaking out and so I was like ok, just kidding but he didn’t believe me. So I was walking into school today and my friend from another one of his classes asked me if I told him I hated him and I told her what happened. And she told me he told her class I hated him and I never laugh at any of his (incredibly uncomical and stupid) jokes. So I took my exam this morning and I’m pretty sure he is going to give me 0 points on all my responses, nbd.

hello. 

(Source: keiteee, via everything-bojan)

calivintage:

jason wu for target. i might actually have to check this one out when it hits the stores!

I like.

calivintage:

jason wu for target. i might actually have to check this one out when it hits the stores!

I like.

zacefroff:

He is by-far the best thing about the Kardashians. Cancel their show and get him his own.

I can’t do tags on a phone. Sue me.

literally every word that comes out of his mouth is golden.

(Source: excusemeijustlovewheezy, via eastcoastswag)

I don’t understand how someone doesn’t find North Korea the slightest bit funny. Honestly I think North Korea is hilarious, I can’t explain it.

My chemistry teacher said we are probably going to make pin hole cameras in class after the AP test and he’s going to set up a make shift darkroom in class for us to develop the pictures with his chemicals. I have never been so excited for May to come and go in my entire high school career.

me when I don't know what to say: omg
me when something's funny: omg
me when something is not funny: omg
me when starting a sentence: omg
me when ending a sentence: omg

hi, i’m dying

hi, i’m dying

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henrytheworst:

Let’s be honest, Carl Sagan is probably the best human being ever. 

nothing but the truth ^

henrytheworst:

Let’s be honest, Carl Sagan is probably the best human being ever. 

nothing but the truth ^

okay did I miss this or something? wahhh.

okay did I miss this or something? wahhh.

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